A group of British scientists studied the sexual reaction of women to smells from men, and came to the conclusion: ladies arouse the smell... garlic! That is, gathered men who love to eat garlic, took the baby and made themselves smell. Poor grandmothers, smelling to hallucinations, shouted: "Like us, like us, just let us go" - and the scientists were delighted and made this conclusion.

During the Soviet era, there was no sex.
Literature was semi-subterranean.
It was stated that the grandmother in bed is enough to kiss the ear and everything, especially with lusts, should not be stressed.
The ex-husband was surprised how his ear kissed.
She asked for a divorce because she wanted to have an orgasm.