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 02.12.2016
Still simply

The most mysterious woman’s claim:
You only love me when I’m good.
WTF?? to

You will not be in the mood, you want to be warm and fed, listened and understood. And I can't, I have a series (manicure, haircut, girlfriends - to choose from).
Then you calmed down and rejoiced. I am like here. I want to hug you very much. I would not refuse sex.
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