Discussion of Lowcosts:

XXX: I offer to charge for guaranteed receipt on board:
Pled - 20 r
The correct table - 20 r.
Parachute C-4U (for sitting) - 1000 r,
Brochure "Why a parachute is useless in an airplane" - 50 p.
YYY: Lack of gum in the chair - 100 p;
Guaranteed absence of gum in the chair - 500 p.
ZZZ: You have forgotten about the main thing – the tapes in the toilet.