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 08.12.2016
I am sitting in a subway car. People are fine, morning, all work.

I go in, I walk through the middle, I get my phone, I start connecting to wi-fi.

I feel somebody pulling my hand, I turn, a aunt with a very bad look stands and says:

Young man, go away from me.

In the sense? What am I disturbing? I stand as if I am free, I do not touch anyone

You are stealing my internet.

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