At work, I often fly airplanes and I like to see pilots with a sense of humor. Here is my small collection:

“Welcome to the past.” Upon landing, flight Khabarovsk-Moscow

2) "We fly at an altitude of 10,000 meters, the temperature on board -56C... a big request not to open the window"

3) "And now we are flying over the Baikal, from the height of flight there is a very beautiful view of the lake, but you will not see it because it is very cloudy."

4) “You can’t knock, we can’t hear anyway.” At the landing.