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 10.12.2016
and greymage:

Sony sent me a special offer: an MP3 player for 99 990 rubles and headphones to it for 139 990 rubles. Without any diamonds. There is no platinum either. But an aluminum body and some stiff condenser. Probably this condenser can be used in gauss cannon pumping systems, otherwise I am just confused.

You can also get a discount of 10,000 rubles. Nobody wants a discount on such a wonderful set with a condor for gauss guns?

In general, I am not ready; but, as they say, thank you for the offer.
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