I have a friend, an uncle, 50 years old. Funny such: he really likes to argue about the best Soviet education in the world and at the same time believes in all the crazy conspiracy theories read on the internet. As a result, he serves them with pathos - say, we, Soviet-educated people, understand this, and you are living in ignorance, unhappy children of the EGE.

His latest hobby is the hypothesis that modern children begin to speak late, because they are little breastfed and drunk with cow's milk - for instance, they are mowing like calves! But when our ancestors fed babies with a breastfeeding until the end, everyone could have a conversation for a year, read books at two... It is told loudly, artistically, with pathos.

The employee, sitting in the corner, can’t stand, and as if himself, but says loud enough:

and ah. I see somebody here being fed milk!