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 17.01.2009
Prehistory: We have a housewife, Tanyuša, she is 25 years old. The girl loves to walk, so at home sometimes does not sleep, before it calls and warns her mother that the doors for the night can be closed, she will not be. Blonde inside and outside.

In fact, the story - I sit in the kitchen, mother comes and says - called Tanya, said that she left the phone at home and asked to turn it off, so that no one would call her at night.
I get up on the machine and go to her room to look for the phone. Mother comes, we look together, we do not find.
And then I get a fuzzy thought – I ask mom – mom, and from what number did Tanya call you? From whom, from whom, from whom?
and pause.
and RJC.
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