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 04.01.2017
- the cat is available in various color and design solutions;
has a friendly interface;
- the entire surface of the cat is sensory, tactile pleasant, with multi-touch technology;
The cat rejects (does not accept rejections, throwing you to the winner);
- multi-platform cat (equally productively rolling on the couch, on the floor, on the table, on people, on any surface);
Cat - anonymous service (generates tons of untraceable traffic across the apartment, uses effective crypto algorithms);
- equipped with a secure voice call service (at threat notes in the voice this service becomes temporarily unavailable, and the cat itself moves into encryption mode).
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