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 08.01.2017
There is a forest nearby. In the summer - to feed mosquitoes, in the winter children from the hills to ride. There is always a drinking company sitting on the bench. At any time of year, in any weather, any day of the week, they sit and drink vodka. minus 20, plus 35 – always. You even feel some respect. And jealousy - how healthy people are, I would not be able to do so. I am going to ride with my kids today. The second day – 28. There is a familiar couple sitting on the bench. Sitting at -28 is already cool. but. The man drinks beer directly from a bottle. The Beer! In minus, I remember, twenty eight! His grandmother drinks some alcoholic cocktail from the Metal Bank. In addition, they will crawl away and quietly put the dishes on the bench. Then they crawl again. My grandmother doesn’t even speak to the bank.

I think these are some kind of alien monsters. Cyborgs with a failed program. Because even the Russians should not have that much health.
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