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 19.01.2009
I woke up with the realization that I am wildly fun because I have rusty friends. These friends are guys. Top list of compliments from them (who else can come to mind to say that?!) by :

1st "You are a straight p**child frightening shit!" - Male part of the population! If you read the classics - good guys, you don't have to dilute them with universal interdomains!
2nd "You have a beautiful skull." - Ah, it was such a compliment! I am still in horror. Just spoke his boyfriend who is engaged in martial arts. The crazy.
Three "How you technically landed!"- Em... guys... If a girl flies from the stairs and lands not with her face, but on her hands, believe me, she is not specifically))) In general, be silent and just help to get up!
4 is "You are like that.
Well what?
It is the same!"
No comments.
5 is "Better than you is only petroleum." - This phrase cannot be understood if you do not know what the farmer said.

Wow, I love my friends))))) Charge of positive at every meeting)))
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