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 13.01.2017
From Habr.

by Akalenuk:
Programmer and scientist. For computers about twenty years, from the very childhood for more than a month and a half from the monitor did not leave.

I would open a cafe with vegetarian food. So, to immediately and the halal, and the coat, and the zoo. No alcohol but with a separate balcony for smoking. Not that there would be such a large demand, but there is no offer at all, so I think it would be a success.

In fact, I am not a lover of vegetarian food. Not even an amateur. I can’t tolerate tofu and soy these substitutes. I hate practically. On the other hand, after twenty years of programming, I don’t really like people. In principle, it goes out once in a while.
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