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 15.01.2017
When we were students, we had one friend, Serego, who lived alone. Of course, you could always come to him to drink a beer, bring a girlfriend and everything else. And in the toilet he had a shelf covering the pipes, and on the shelf were: a collection of anecdotes, Tetris and two hats of 1.5 kg. Those who went there for the first time were very surprised - why in the toilet? There were, of course, a lot of applications. And the owner, protruding his chest, explained, "Here I am from the morning, first thing, go to the toilet. The look itself falls on the hoodies, it is necessary to do a charge after leaving there. And if you leave them on the floor, then - a lot of guests and often, someone will stumble. The regiment will fall. Under the bed, I will forget. “Every day in sight.” The whole people thoughtfully nodded their heads, the girls melted.



One day, a bad idea came to my mind. We came, as usual, with beer and girls to this guy, only got the glue. I attached the hints to the shelf.



After 2 months and 14 days the universe is resorted to Serogue. With angry eyes and the desire to kill someone. As it turned out, a month went to him one girl, who, having touched the glued hoodies, decided that Seroga is a gentle creative nature, having arranged an installation with meaning in the most spiritual place of the house. And only a month later she asked him - and what do the hats on the shelf mean? Siroga picked up the ordinary chariot about charging and said, I'll show you. And showed it. That hoodies are real, installation.
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