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 17.01.2017
I’m still a rarely naive child at 28. I read the book about the astronaut, the phrase: “If you three can’t live on Earth, then it’s unlikely that you will be able to tolerate each other for a few months spent without a soul. Or without a scotch" I hang up, so is it. First, what’s the problem with taking a sticky tape on board? Second, what is such a critical need for it? In general, what foolish idea is it that the absence of Scotch can somehow affect vivacity? In short, just after reading the other three pages, I suddenly realized that it was a drink...
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All right, about the lipstick there. When I finally get fucked, tie it up and fuck it.
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