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 17.01.2017
Fighted aircraft. Charter flight Phuket-Almaty Everyone was fed, drank, and returned home from vacation. Silence: Somebody squeezed, somebody was watching Operation Y on airplane TV.

A man in the center of the salon plays "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" on a tablet. It reaches a maximum of 120 thousand, further no - already painful questions. Internet at an altitude of 10,000 km above Afghanistan is not at hand, you can’t walk.

The neighbors of the man first watch with interest, then begin to suggest. The man reads questions and answers.

Louder, please, I can hear it from the back.

Half an hour later, he plays three rows - a row of men, and rows in front and back. Disputes, disagreements and screams begin.

Przevalsky was... An archaeologist, a paleontologist, a botanist, a geographer, with a seated voice, a man makes a question of 120 thousand.

The Paleontologist! A thick aunt screams from the back.

- 50 to 50 use, - strongly recommends stuck next to the steward.

Do not waste the clue! The neighbor shouts to the right.

Within an hour, the captain’s voice is heard.

Dear passengers! We strongly recommend that you do not respond without discussing the crew!

The nose and tail of the plane were applauded.

True answers are accompanied by pleasure, and unbelievers are bored with "Boo". Someone already demands to pass the tablet to the captain - let him voice questions for the whole salon!

Seven hours of flight passed unnoticed.

I never got a million.
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