I bought a Chinese light bulb. The case was in Findok, China under the side, such lighters there were coins. Then I still smoked, so the lighter was not superfluous. I checked the lighter - it burns, the lamp - it lights.

There was a lot of work, three meetings a day. The last started at eleven o’clock in the headquarters, under which we rented an apartment on the third floor in an old house with high ceilings.

That night I left the apartment last. He went down the stairs in total darkness, no lamp burned. In silence, it was heard as the door opened below and someone began to climb the wide staircase. And judging by the energetic heels of heels, someone is young and interesting.

How interesting is it? To talk, is it? Oh, in the total darkness of silence (I was in shoes) say something basically, like “God help!”

Then I remembered the lighthouse. He got out of his pocket and prepared to light up the way in advance. You know, I am a guide star! The first phrase can be said.

And here, when we came from different sides to the intermediate site between the stairs, I pressed a button and directed a beam of light to the site right in front of it.

We both got on the light spot. In the circle was clearly, as in a diaphylm, a picture of a naked man, coupling with a breasty girl.

The pause lasted long. We stood dumb and looked at the picture. Then I turned off the light and in total darkness and silence, I walked carefully to the exit. I never came up with the first phrase. And what the girl thought, before whom in the total darkness someone turned on such, I still try not to imagine.