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 18.01.2017
1st Let’s start with Cyrillic. This Frankenstein of Greek, Latin and Hebrew letters is terrible in itself.

2nd In which of the modern languages, playing at least some role in the world, there is a slope on passages other than Slavic?

Three Automatic translation into the same English.

4 is Finally, the archaic vocabulary.
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1st In the philologist-linguist, such words cause the desire to beat the author and bury the half-lived. And then get it and beat it again and bury it. You have not yet seen the Arabic, apparently, from it, consider it a lack of vocals and many consonants. I am silent about Chinese.

2nd In German, kid, in German there are inclinations, and not much easier than Russian. And Google translates perfectly from English to German and backwards, despite the fact that half of the verb may be at the beginning of the sentence and the other half - at the end. And because of the inclination and births we have a much more free order of words and the connection between words is more understandable than in English.

Three Learn, shit, English – you will have an automatic translation in your head. I’ve studied here, but I don’t need translation. I understand so. I think in English if I have to say something.

4 is Russia will come ahead of the planet in the production of high-tech, you will have the terminology in Russian, and you will be borrowed.
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