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 19.01.2017
The xxx:
>"The Russians continue to answer me in English when I try to speak Russian"
And I was offended when the foreigners in the D.S. first asked the road to Tretyakovka on the surzhik, and then apologized and fucked up when I began to demonstrate my knowledge in English.

YYYY :
Imagine how it looked.
Where is Nahodutsa Tretiakovskaya gakererya?
-Hello, komrad, the Tretyakov gallery yit bin right zen left a little bit right in front of the wall. of Twerkhstein?
-Prostite us, we don't ponimaem that you try to tell us
Are you fighting there, Facking Pindos?
Oh, sorry, we needn't pomosh, disvidania, have a nice den
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