Star Wars and Droids

XX: So R2 was still on the cruiser Naboo.
UUU: Oh, as Padme washed him, so he understood the taste of life.
You are rarely washed by the queens. But as they washed, R2 suffered - wars, droids, soldiers, empires.
AAA: Well, I thought – you need to become a hero and start your harem of washing queens.
In the meantime, he began to monitor his appearance, to go to the gym and went to upgrades with flights and weapons). And here is such an eighth episode and P2D2 says: BBC8, I am your father.
XXX: You are here!
You are going to go!