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 21.01.2009
What a country, such attacks.



This story has been told to young cadres "olds", for a long time

in the municipal administration of internal affairs of the city as a lesson

to the topic of disagreement and citizens, and police officers.



A small preface. In 1988, it appears in the spring, there was a seizure.

of the family of musicians Ovechkin, their ensemble, if I do not

It was called "The Seven Simeons". After these events in all the cities

and the weights of the country spread the order of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the USSR concerning further

to prevent any further similar and tough measures in relation to the

and the "admitted" employees. There was an order, of course.

Our city.



A few months later, the events described occurred.

In our town to one of the remote areas was only one route.

trolley buses and a couple of bus routes. And here, some late evening in

The last trolleybus takes a gentle man and quietly.

He goes. But after a few minutes, he decides to ask the number.

The trolley bus, which receives the passenger's answer that the trolley bus is not the one,

The one he needs and does not reach the area he needs. Necessary man

The trolley bus, as explained by the driver, is no longer foreseeable. The man,

Not being quite adequate, he begins to cuddle in front of the driver, saying,

Cheerleader, what are you sorry for? The driver explained polently.

Routes and harm of alcohol in large amounts

Meaning sent to...



And then the man finally demolishes the roof, he pulls a knife out of his pocket

The trolleybus is seized, the driver and passengers are hostages.

The requirement is to drive this trolley bus to the area he needs.



One of the passenger aunts, seeing the knife, exhausted and begins to break.

In the door, the driver on the machine door opens, and a aunt with a scream

"They kill!" is taken in the night. However, it is not permanent, but

He turns to the phone-automat twists 02 and screams at the phone, which is

The final stop of the trolley bus number is an armed criminal

He took the driver and passengers hostage and threatened to kill them all.

unless their requirements are met. Without further explanation

He throws the tube and now finally dissolves in ignorance.



Now, dear readers, imagine the reaction of the guard who listened.

This tyrant. Remember the preface. No, not to be quietly sent.

the patrol crew, see what’s going on, starts feverishly

to name all the bosses and report the situation, e-snow, s

The brain is in a stressful state. and the servant,

The leaders remember the orders. Opportunities to work in

National farm, or in the best case in a dog breeder for the Polar

The Circle. An alarm is issued, a quiet panic begins.



In the trolley bus. The driver and passenger start talking.

our "terrorist-amateur" don't fool, put "kings" and roll

but because they are afraid to stumble at the knife,

It lasts long.



At the same time, in the municipality, they raise all those involved in the

The law enforcement agencies are considering the creation of an operational headquarters.

the release of hostages and the capture of "the thief".



To the place of events with the order "Do not contact, block the area, do not

Risk the life of the hostages!!" are presented from 10

patrol crews (of all special forces and OMONs then not yet

There were several ambulances and fire cars.



Back to the Tolleybus. The driver and the passenger are bored.

Proposals to go out and drink somewhere else do not find a response. I was driving,

Finally, he knocks a man in a bite, "armed

The criminal" goes into a state of knock-out. When he woke up,

while smashing the sludge, long tells the driver and passenger about

a failed life, a wife-pile, a maid-sterva, friends-alkasha, those,

Feeling excited, they listen. What is happening around is not noticed. The rest

The hostages", laughing out, have long gone apart by the houses.



The ring of the police around the trolleybus is gradually tightening. Arrived

leadership for the purpose of personal leadership of the capture operation, appear

The KGBs. An operational headquarters is being formed.



And here the doors of the trolley bus open, the driver and the passenger come out.

Those who drag onto themselves "terrorist" and whisper: "It is a shameful idiot, where

How does it work?" During this process, the lights are sharply turned on.

several cars, a terrifying scream from the metovskiy matyughalnik

Throw the weapons, face down to the ground, hands on the head!!!" The worshipers

The driver and passenger roll to the ground, "terrorist", losing support, falls

by Sam. All three are hanged for prevention in order to avoid possible

resistance pizzas...leaves, decorate with handcuffs and loose for

proceedings at the management.



The situation was clarified through surveys of its participants.



The result was, when all the disassembly ended and all stopped roasting, then,

that the "terrorist" was sentenced for hooliganism, conditional truth,

Officer dismissed in front of trolleybus driver and man-passenger

apologized politely, thanking for the assistance in the arrest.

The criminal.



History is not forgotten :)
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0901/o090120;1.html
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