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 01.02.2017
I met a superman today.
In the sense?
- You know, I walk on the street, I approach the corner of the house, and there is ice under my feet, well, the man on it climbs and falls, facing to the ground, but in the same second he sneezes sharply and his head balances the body, but it seems he did not calculate the strength of the cheek and still fell, but already on the ass. It all happened in a moment... but how could it happen!? to
He has a good self-preservation instinct.
- I sneeze at the moment when I fall my face forward and sneeze to balance myself... still in shock xD
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