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 01.02.2017
XXX: What happened today. Early in the morning, in the frost, one aunt brought two children with births in blood to us to the hospital. As it turned out, these two, brother and sister (boyfriend in the third, and girl in the second class), decided to try the language nearest pillar, will he stick or not)))) the first girl clinged, speak the eagle as cut, the tongue then from the pillar does not go away.... the boy (like the older brother) decided to help and began to show how to correctly tear off the tongue from the pillar)))) showed (it is necessary to first stick with the tongue, and then to tear it off), but calculated and the example itself)))) alcohol they pulled away, brought to the hospital))) mouths in blood, tongues swollen, the girl cries, the puppy in shock))))
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