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 06.02.2017
What men dream about:
The colonization of Mars.
Recognition by society as a genius scientist.
The penis is 10 cm larger (regardless of the original size).
A car that never breaks.
To go fashion on women's C-strings swimsuits on the beaches and in the pools.
The human body does not need to sleep.
You can travel anywhere in the world in 20 minutes.
About your house with a pool or a small pond (if with a pond then + sauna / bathroom).
To attract attractive students by crowds to offer sex without commitment.
On the transformation of matter by the force of thought into any form from any material.
About a personal cyborg who will do home cleaning and cooking.
About eternal black socks that don’t go into, don’t get lost, and never smell, no matter how much you wear them.
About a computer game with full immersion (physically) where you have to walk, beat dragons, fuck the princess and drink beer with the goblins.
The gift of accurate prediction of the variable future, but not for more than 1 hour.
About the fact that medieval balls with ice in dresses are back in fashion, rather than modern body shaking under drugs and alcohol.
To eliminate poverty in the world, everyone should have enough work and income.
About climate warming (or at least the absence of wind in winter)
No need to shave all the time.
About fashion on men's pissuars in every sort.
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