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 07.02.2017
The girl called. He said he wanted a camera.

We agreed to meet on the blue branch at Victory Park at 12:00.

I waited for an hour and a half and her phone was offline.

At 2 p.m. she called and screamed at the telephone that I was a mu-ak, whom she waited for 2 hours... In Moscow... On the blue branch... On the Victory Park...

I am from Peter. All the ads are Peter’s.

What WTF?! to
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