I used to work with an Internet service provider. A woman, in the age of 50-55 years. Internet does not work on the laptop. Next in the dialogue: I - I; K - the client.
I am a tech support, hello, I listen to you.
Hello, give me the internet!
(as it happens, in the bad customers and the voice corresponding, ugly... in general, the classic)
Then I find out her contract number, and I see on the home appliance that her cable is not connected.
I - Your internet cable seems to have gone away, or your laptop is turned off, can you check?
A young man! Do not make nonsense! Am I really stupid? ! to The laptop is on and the internet is charged. Why does not work? ! to
I am...
K –...!
I am...?
Q. Why are you silent? ! to
What does it mean to be charged on the internet? Do you have a network cable connected to your computer?
I was connected when I was home. He stood with your shit cable all night, charging it! The internet had to go! I am in the Dutch right now!) And if I don’t have the internet in a minute, I’ll break the contract with your company!
I am :0
par-par-pam fuyut ¯\(ツ)/¯