RadChand: I remembered the case in the auto school. The prepod says: “...the sign is a large load... with diagonal red-and-white stripes directed from the upper-left angle to the lower-right.” The blonde from somewhere from the first batch looks at the sign and asks: “Have you said the stripes from the left-up to the right-down, and then from the right-down to the left-up?” How can you not believe the jokes about blondes?