In the morning, a weekend, I sit down, stuck in the monitor, I read Picaba, suddenly text from an unknown number: "Buy mayonnaise, butter and eggs! This is my new number.”

Well, I think, the wife from the new number writes, no one else, dressed, went to the store, bought everything on the list...

In the evening, the wife returns from work, putting out of a bag of mayonnaise, butter and eggs:

“This is how I asked! Why did you get a new number? »

and taaaak! We call an unknown number to ask who needs products there... It turned out that the aunt bought a new smartphone, rewrote the number of all the closest relatives from the notebook and, sending a message to her husband, somehow managed to make a newsletter. So the refrigerators were replenished in the shurin family and my parents.