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 11.02.2017
Yesterday I listened to the radio, where the theme of the hour was: "Tell me, what strange taxi drivers or just drivers did you have to drive with?"

The guy called, then with his words:

We went on a geological tour (in the beginning, I think, it’s already fine). In general, we catch a hole, somewhere under the caluga. We were three, no one has stopped for an hour. Suddenly a man comes in a motorcycle with a wheelchair and says:

- Boys, sit down, but I will not put anyone in the wheelchair, there is a plant.

Well, we both sat behind the man, the third friend sat on top of the wheelchair, so as not to hinder the plantation to go to the country. They touched, and 10 minutes later, at a speed of 60 km/h, the man turned to us and said:

You are good at going on trips. I would be sober, no matter what I would put you in jail.
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