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 14.02.2017
One of my friends arranged for a new job, and by profile he is a PHP programmer.
He was invited to a company.
The interview with a staff manager, a young girl named Katya, went very quickly:
“When I began to describe the projects in which I was involved, I saw how quickly her eyes began to dim, and sparing her psyche, said that I don’t want to load her with the technical side of the matter, but after studying the company and its implemented projects, I can confidently say that with its tasks I will cope.”
Katya gladly said that in this case she would appoint an interview with the director himself, and invited the next day to him - an impressive, caring uncle.
Uncle lazyly looked at the compilation of his projects, spoke for life, and then said:
Well, by profile you are like us, but to make sure, I would like you to do a test. He gives him a print.
It’s shit,” a friend tells me, I look, there’s one technical task on four and a half pages. Work for a week or two. I honestly said to him:
Thus e. Do you want me to work for you for free while you decide whether I need you or not?
It is a pity that you are so concerned about it, my uncle. How can we make sure that you fit us?
“Let’s do it,” my friend replied, “you’ll pay me a salary, twice a month, and I’ll consider whether your company is suitable for me. If the salary comes on time and without delays, then I think everything will be okay.
Uncle was offended. Was it worth?
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