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 14.02.2017
February 14, early in the morning, meth, I go to work, 5 unbarred messy men in orange vests scaling ice, one on the phone:
Hello, I bought you a cake.

And my husband in the morning on my romantic gift scratched my naked stomach and asked:
Today is 14th, right?

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