1st I will treat you like an equal, like a colleague at work... hold, beer, brother. Agree with?
Go to the grandparents, brother.
And no, you are a man!

According to your logic, once we have equal rights, then I have the right to answer you something like - you don't want grandmothers, let's go together for a manicure, friend!
And if you are serious, then your tirade is nothing more than another quarrel from the class "ah, if equal rights, then let women also be beaten and taken to the army". Thinking at the level of XIX. (in the best case): male – right, everything else, i.e. The female is wrong.