In 2006 I went to Turkey with my parents. I was young, 13 years old. In three days I gathered a small company of peers in a hotel from different countries. So we gathered somewhere in the morning to chew. A boy stands next to the pool. Let’s think we’ll take him into the company too. I approach him as the most blatant:

Hello to you! The Russian?

He moves his head. “No”

The English?

He moves his head. “No”

The French?

“No”

The Doyle?

“No”

Fuck, who are you?

- Belarusian