When I do work long, I am slow.
When the boss does a long job, he is sensitive.
When I don’t do work, I’m lazy.
When the boss is too busy.
When I do something on my own initiative, I stand out.
The boss is initiative.
When I praise my boss, I lick my ass.
When the boss praises his boss, he cooperates.
When I do something good, the boss never remembers.
When I do something bad, the boss never forgets.
When I’m not in the office, I’m wandering somewhere.
When there is no boss, he is in business negotiations.
When I’m wrong, I’m a brainless fool.
When the boss is wrong, he is also a human being.