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 03.03.2017
XXX: And I won it! You won’t believe what the reason was!
I had to install a driver for the cable.
Driver for his mother, CABLE!!! Soon the wood for the mouse carpets will start clamping!!! to
Two connectors, four wires and none, not the processor, even the microcontroller - but the same. Driver is needed.
Humanity is degrading so rapidly that even I can’t catch up with it.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Then these wood (to the cable, to the carpet) will rewrite, they will require to constantly update the frameworks, for reports - the latest web mods, settings will be stored on the cloud server.
Carroche - without injection and certificate, neither music on the body / player to drop, neither to move the mouse.

But the most hideous mouse will have a two-core processor and 4 GB of operatives. What would load wood on mouse, mouse memory, buttons (for each one), wheel and laser. And another cable. And all this for the purpose of moving the cursor on the screen. Fichi - vibration in the tact (by thought) of the sound events of the wind and out-of-the-sight flow of colored LEDs. The mouse will load from 3h to 15 minutes. And this is only the client part of the wood. Because "for increased convenience and security, as well as privacy" mouse actions will be processed by the server part. Yes, on a cloud server. Therefore, on a slow (up to 10 Petabytes) inette - the mouse will thumb. Without the network, we can’t work at all.
And do not forget about the compatibility of certificates and versions of mouse and carpet wood.
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