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 06.03.2017
You have a mouse hanging in your refrigerator! I am for products.

XHH: Why is it? Eat the mouse.

I can’t eat a mouse, it’s bad.

XHH: You’re saying it as if you’ve already tried it... Or do you mean it from a Christian point of view? Suicide, a bad mouse, will not go to heaven.

I just don’t eat mice.

I would have sat a month in the basement, I would have spoken differently. So it’s not a bad mouse, it’s just a bad guy. There is nothing to say about a poor animal. Especially when it comes to the dead, either good or nothing.
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