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 08.03.2017
At home, I have two dishes to choose from: vegetables from the steamer or ham without salt.
In the morning there is no choice: cheese or ham without salt.
In the evening, again, the choice is small: kefir or "no fig for the night to eat, brush your teeth and go to bed!"
Therefore, I cannot be invited to visit: I eat a lot.
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