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 14.03.2017
I don’t remember the name of the restaurant, but it doesn’t matter.

I opened the menu, chose what I was going to eat and started choosing drinks, got to the cognac and I was terribly surprised by the prices on them, they were loyal and not as big as I expected.

Rejoicing at this fact, I decided that I could afford not the most Bichevsky horse and ordered 200 grams. We sat down well with friends and when everyone was ready asked for a bill.

I was a cheeseburger, at the brandy position was a figure of 5,000 rubles, I called the waitress and questioningly looked at him, everything turned out to be simple. The price was 20 grams. And so he twisted for 3 minutes, which is done in all decent places (I’m a hole). I did not scandalize and take my hands, of course... But the manager called and asked at least to warn the customers, or somehow it is inappropriate.
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