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 14.03.2017
We went to the zoo yesterday with Vitika. I see - one strauss emu feeds right under the tablet "do not feed", the latter knocks on the glass, on which the sticker "do not knock", all ort, whisper, hell. I am already angry at all.
xxx: And here we go past the next idiots, a mother with a ten-year-old son crawling over the glass to shoot the panther. And then Vitya on the entire pavilion with the voice of Drozov begins: "But here we can see a special kind of monkeys. Despite the fact that they have learned how to use phones, their intelligence leaves much to be desired.
XXX: Mommy was chasing us all over the pavilion :D
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