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 15.03.2017
In student years, he worked as a system administrator in the hospital, the job is not a lie. Doctors in computers are not burning with the desire to understand them and their affairs full. Know yourself walking with a tough face through the cabinets, getting the paper stuck from the printers, and sometimes reinstalling the screw.

Once came to me in the office, a local enterprise to carry out inventory. A cute old grandmother. She recorded the numbers, the monitor, the computer and the desk. She visited that nothing in this technique does not understand and signed the paper on the fact of the inspection.

I signed and forgot.

Half a year later, it is reinvented again. The accountant calls me and speaks. We have this thing here, we can not find 10 monitors, 11 computers, printers there all kinds of, uninterruptible.

I'm doing round eyes, and what am I here?

You are responsible for them. Here is the paper you signed.

It turned out that my grandmother was not inventory, but retired, and the equipment she could not find was written off to me.

The technique was very old and apparently long ago someone broke or rotten in the basements.

Look at what you sign. Don’t trust the good grandmothers.
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