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 17.03.2017
The guy familiar with the girl communicated for quite a long time, met, spy-vili if possible. Time goes by and the girl began to sink, like, let’s take the apartment off, let’s live together. The guy for a long time went to rejection, sport, study, work out more... what a family life, but in the end the girl broke him. to try. How there lived well or badly, but after three months she comes home from work, and he packs things for leaving. He says that in another two weeks, it is plotted forward, live if necessary. There was a discussion on “What is the problem?” No problem, I tried and didn’t like it. During the interrogation, the man gave the following explanations:

- You spend your grandmothers only on yourself, on cosmetics, coffee and sweaters (which you then distribute to your friends), and I pay for everything. Apartment, food and the internet. I have no money for myself at all. I work more, I miss training because of this, and the money is much less. No free time at all. I was late, where were you? Do I have to go to training alone? Don’t meet with friends on the weekend. Why do I have to follow you all day long as I am bound to walk? Especially in shops. I forgot when I played the game. Television is one, and who chooses the program? I go to bed at 23:00 and get up early, you at 3:00 and sleep until 12:00. One hemorrhoids shorter, I did not understand this joke. not interesting.
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