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 21.03.2017
I was stuck with an unfamiliar girl in the elevator. I approached the panel, squeezing the buttons of different floors. The elevator does not respond. Press the call button of the controller. and silence. As I look at the girl, I say:

Arrived

The girl breathed hard.

Well, I think you need to have a conversation with a girl somehow to clear up the situation. I also ask her in a joke:

Are you not a maniac?

The girl smiling:

No is

I am :

“It’s good... it’s good, or two maniacs in one elevator is too much.

The girl:

and what? 0 0 0



In general, to discharge the situation is not my horse, a blessing that in a few minutes called the controller and went free.
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