Noname: On Thursday evening, the mass media was pleased to tell in all the details about how the Hummer SUV was stolen from an honest hoistman working in the GIBDD of the Moscow region. However, a day later, the press service of the sub-Moscow GIBDD unexpectedly stated that neither of their subordinates Hummer was stolen.

Noname: Haishnik declares: "Hummer is not mine, I just posted the ad!"