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 29.03.2017
I knew a girl with a rare gift of prophecy.

When we met, I talked a lot about myself. I asked a lot of questions about her. I tried to find an interesting topic for conversation.

Eventually she looked me in the eyes and said:

You want to invite me to a date. I have invited.

After the meeting, I took her home. At the entrance I said goodbye. He told me how well he had the evening. Moving from foot to foot. Then she looked me in the eyes again and said:

You want to kiss me. I have kissed.

After a few meetings, we were in the same bed. Taking off my shirt, she said:

Tomorrow you will walk all day and smile like an idiot.

The little girl had a gift.
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