Men of the 21st century.

I was walking around the city, in front of two teenage boys.
The trousers in the narrow pants are as narrow as my fingers. The body is also numerous, no hint of muscularity.
I hear conversation.
- And I'm like an alphach, so I'll be so boldly going to her on the page and immediately kissing her avu!

So here’s what you are, flower... alpha!