gift bags and other vegetables.

There are useful advice on what to give loved ones for the holidays.
All of them claim originality, but offer dumb household appliances, phones, and various small nonsense.
One gave me something new.
Make your favorite cleaning in the house.
Invite the cleaning brigade (and the company’s advertisement went).
I presented in horror. Like a couple of babies will be prepared in my sweet, crumbling nest, and everything there will turn up the bottom, climb into every corner, wash in dirty underwear.
I would hang myself after that.
But first I would shoot that fool.