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 14.04.2017
Let me start with what we have in our kids. A new teacher appeared in the garden, the impression which she produced this respect. It was immediately seen by her that the woman of the old hardening, who is feared and respected not only by children, but also by parents.
For us, the first bell ringed at the moment when I came to pick up the daughter she gladly did not run out to meet. I will not make a big retreat, she doesn't drink milk and can't tolerate bread with avidly. In those days when giving these products babysitters tried to replace it with compot or tea. So here is: the child is not, I go to the class, and she lets soppy on a glass of milk. In my questioning sight, she says, Oh, I forgot! Well we go home and the daughter says she made her drink milk and complains of stomach pain.
The next case was the most shocking. The child had a birthday and we collected sweets for her, assuming that each child will get four sweets plus the teachers. After work, I take the child and she tells everyone that this educator distributed one candy!!!! The next day I take my daughter and ask the teacher, what was it? She apparently did not expect such a turn of events, turned red, tried to justify herself. I just told her that it should be on your conscience.
It all ended with her being fired because she divided into two parts and gave half. The rest is natural.
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