Recently opened in front of my house a new fitness club, well, I went to try, so to speak (I have a multi-subscription, I can go to any clubs of this network).

To get there, you have to go up to the third floor, and only the stairs. And here I go and immediately after me a man, frankly, not thin. It was light, that is, no bag, no bag, nothing. I thought I was going to buy an abbonement. My guess was confirmed, the phrase was epic:

Noah, you have to go up the stairs.

He turned and left.