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 17.04.2017
In such a situation, you can always come up with and voice no insulting reason. It doesn’t "smell bad from you", but for example, "you’re too tall for me, I don’t like guys much bigger than me" (if the guy is tall), or something like that.

You said "Goodbye
I don’t like fat people"
And now I do not eat.
Cakes and cakes.
I woke up in the morning –
I am on the weights,
I bought for sport.
I am a coward.
I follow the diet.
I am always from and before.
I will be like Chelantan,
I am like Belmont.
And a steady walk.
I will come to you: "Here,
Does not hinder love.
It has a bigger stomach!"

Yesterday I found out:
You have a family.
And your husband is like a strawberry,
Three times thicker than me.
It is a heavy blow,
I am no longer in business.
Tell me why.
Did I try, thumb?

(I am quoting by memory. I listened to it in 1985.

Do not invent external factors. No – it is not. did not come. It does not fold. In general, I changed my mind (a), starting to meet someone, I will be alone for now. I remembered my former love – no, I’m too early to meet others. whatever it is. Just do not turn your brains - decided not to meet - do not send SMS "we will meet tomorrow". before being placed on the blacklist. Please send me "I leave urgently, we will not meet, sorry".
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