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 01.05.2017
He returned from the suburban area. A friend said that you can go with a friend, he can take him straight home, he is on the way. The man was normal, sociable. On the way, he told me that he worked at the MVD. We talked about various topics, listened to his recordings. Inspector GIBD stops. Smooth, with a pleasant red rose. Playing with a striped stick, he demanded the rights and all the documents on the car. The driver was disciplined. Loudly looking, he began to ask what purpose and where he was heading. The driver, slightly stunned, that it was in the circus. The red rose has somewhat revived: and who? Focus I. Do a good spell, maybe I’ll let it go. The driver got a 500 ruble note: I can convert it into any large amount. Take it and put it in your pocket. Then, slowly, he picked up the red book and turned it up: “Tell me, now, how much is this bill worth?” It seemed to me that the haishnik began to transform. Apparently, no longer realizing what he was doing, he threw the money, and turned hard, ran away.
What will you do? I’m not going to do anything, but I think he’ll start to lose weight now.
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