Oh, you don’t have your own children, so you don’t understand that. I don’t understand how dear to the heart and invaluable these memories are. And don’t understand that such things are shared only with the closest people you fully trust. When you grow up, you will realize that there is nothing shameful about it.

And the son can share secrets, such as how his father ate on May 1 and how they dragged him and his mother home on public transport.
I think Matt and Bate will love such hidden stories.